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Spammy Socialmatic
Dear Socialmatic,
I don’t care if you are Jeanette, Katharine or Amelia. STOP FUCKING SPAMMING ME. 4 emails in 10 days? Really. I will join your damn site when I want to but I will not be fucking pestered into doing so.
Also, you’ve got your own swanky domain and everything so I assume you at least want to appear somewhat professional, right? Well, here’s a fucking clue: don’t spam people from fucking free Gmail accounts. Jesus, don’t they teach that stuff in Online Spamming Marketing 101?
Fucking Annoyed,
Lis
Yes, I’ve Got the Letter
I’ve officially reached thirty years of age. I know it’s difficult to tell from my childlike countenance but ’tis true. In Singapore, all of us are issued with a national registration identity card (or NRIC). When we reach thirty years of age, we’ll receive a very official-looking letter with official-looking complicated instructions such as “fold and tear along the perforated line”. Basically, this letter tells us to haul our arses somewhere and have our NRIC replaced (presumably because we look very different at age thirty compared to age fifteen when the NRIC is first issued). So among me mates, instead of going “OMG I’m effing THIRTY!”, we’ve taken to saying “OMG I’ve got the effing LETTER!”.
And yes, I’ve received the effing letter.
I’ll also like to thank you nice folks out there for the lovely birthday greetings. To fellow stick chick Laura for the cute birthday toy and Wolf for the handsome but very spiky drawing of himself, I LOVE THEM! To Deb, Ben, Greg, Kelly, and Francis, thank you for the haikus! Last but not least, to feefifoto, Claire, Nick, Mel, Kellypea, Zhu, Rouvanne, Sudiegirl and Shanti, thanks for the awesome birthday wishes!
I love you all. That is all.
Another Milestone
It’s my birthday this week. Well, not the entire week obviously but you’re welcome to celebrate this special occasion the whole week if you so wish! With booze! And monkeys! Lots of monkeys!
To commemorate this special occasion, how about doing something nice for me? I’m partial to stick men drawings and haikus that don’t make sense.
Also, contrary to popular belief, beer and knitting with tiny, sharp sock needles do not go together. Just thought you all would like to know.
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Muppets Love
Hope you all had a great April Fool’s. I’m pleased to report I’ve managed to survive it unscathed. I wanted to do something on this blog for April Fool’s but the web host move over the last few days had left me all tapped out. By the way, I think everything’s working fine after the move but if something’s wonky, let me know, ya?
Now on to the fun part. Here’s an awesome Muppets video to get you through the rest of the week. I mean, who doesn’t love the Muppets, right?
PS: I’ve no words to describe my love for Wordpress 2.5. Oh wait, actually I do. It’s AWESOME. That is all.
