5 Reasons Why You Should Never Get Drunk at Office Parties

Posted by Lis
on Saturday, 27 January 2007 at 11:39

You don’t really want to wake up the next morning realising that you had:

1) kissed the office loser (ya know, the one with bad breath and jokes that nobody laughs at).
2) gobbled down the party decorations thinking they were dessert.
3) thought table dancing with your top off was a swell idea… and you actually did it.
4) pinched your boss’s butt.

OK, I lied. I only have 4 reasons. And nah, not speaking from personal experience. Thank goodness.

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4 Comments

  1. GorillaSushi on 27.01.2007 at 13:55 (Reply)

    The office loser called, he’s interested in “making another connection”.

    This year at my wife’s office party, a coworker’s wife got so trashed that she passed out in the bathroom in a puddle of barf. Ambulance, stretcher, the whole package. Good times…

  2. Lis on 27.01.2007 at 15:03 (Reply)

    I bet that made for some exciting watercooler fodder.

  3. Ahmed on 28.01.2007 at 08:56 (Reply)

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  4. Susan Jones on 28.01.2007 at 12:54 (Reply)

    *whew*

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