Die, Stupid People, Die

Posted by Lis
on Thursday, 25 January 2007 at 14:49

You know what I hate?

1) Stupid people who insist on rushing into the lift before you can even get out.
2) Now replace “lift” with “train”
3) Stupid people who become rooted to the spot after getting off the bus therefore blocking my exit. MOVE YOUR ASS.
4) Stupid people who insist on reading the newspapers UNFOLDED in a crowded lift with zero elbow space. Dude, your paper is in my face.
5) Stupid people who have no qualms about sharing their bad taste in music with the entire train.
6) Stupid DJs who play that “You’re Beautiful” song by whathisface on the radio 893283743 times a day.

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5 Comments

  1. GorillaSushi on 26.01.2007 at 02:28 (Reply)

    Can we add the knuckleheads at the grocery store who get lulled into some kind of trance and waddle around bumping into each other and slowing me down?

  2. Lis on 27.01.2007 at 09:49 (Reply)

    I think the solution to this would be to carry with you at all times an umbrella with a rather pointy end. This is obviously for jabbing the asses of idiots who insist on blocking your way.

  3. GorillaSushi on 28.01.2007 at 16:55 (Reply)

    In a perfect world, yes, but unfortunately I’ll be sticking with the cattle prod.

  4. eastcoastlife on 01.02.2007 at 14:11 (Reply)

    To counter these asses, just shove past them. I dun care!!!!

  5. Beth on 20.12.2007 at 00:47 (Reply)

    Stupid people in line behind you at the grocery store who find it necessary to put their crap on the belt at the same time as I do- and invade my personal space. I finally found someone who shares my distaste for the stupid. God bless you.

    Beth
    http://afrogtokiss.net

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