Archive for February, 2007
7 Ways to Reject that Unwanted Valentine’s Day Invitation
It’s Valentine’s Day and the office creep decided to try his luck and asked me out. Eh, I was probably his 9829384th unlucky try. Anyway, I decided to compile a list of excuses for future reference. I’m sure they’ll come in handy again some day.
1) “Can I bring my mum along?”2) “Sure, meet ya at [...]
Neil and his Magnificient Oracular Journal
Neil Gaiman is positively the awesomest author on all of planet earth. Like seriously. To celebrate his web blog turning six, he has a birthday toy on his blog that is a serious instrument of divination. Needless to say, I just have to try it for myself.
As per Neil’s instructions, I imagined my question and [...]
How to Spot a Jap
Thank you, US War Dept, for imparting the invaluable knowledge of how to spot a Jap. I no longer have the fear of mixing up my Cs and Js.
Life in a hole
Apparently, the latest fashionable thing to do in London is to live in a janitor’s storeroom, all for the low, low price of £170,000 (gawd, I can buy 8,000+ bottles of Bling H2o for that kind of money). The flat measures 11ft by 7ft which is about the size of a snooker table. Doesn’t the [...]
Bling H2o
Would you pay 40 bucks for a bottle of water? If you answered in the affirmative, you need to get your head checked. Ok, just kidding. If you’re into gourmet bottled water, then Bling H2o may just be your cup of uh.. water. The bling factor comes from the bottles, which has handcrafted Swarovski crystals [...]
