7 Ways to Reject that Unwanted Valentine’s Day Invitation
It’s Valentine’s Day and the office creep decided to try his luck and asked me out. Eh, I was probably his 9829384th unlucky try. Anyway, I decided to compile a list of excuses for future reference. I’m sure they’ll come in handy again some day.
1) “Can I bring my mum along?”
2) “Sure, meet ya at Nagrand?”
3) “Sorry, not enough HP to last through dinner. Gotta level up tonight.”
4) “I think of you as a brother and I’m not into incest.”
5) “Nope, not into guys.”
6) “Whaa..t? Sorry, I can’t hear you, you’re breaking up.” Make some static noises and hang up.
7) “I’ll love to go out with you, but first, I’ve gotta bury the last guy who tried to date me. He’s stinking up my garage. Wanna help?”
Happy Valentine’s Day!
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haha.. u bad! but i like it =)
I try my best. *Beams*
I think #5 would have the opposite affect.
I use “I don’t know…my parole officer frowns upon me even thinking about sluts like you”
It’s not easy to come up with a snappy come-back for that one…
#8 sure I’ll go I’m back on my meds now and the voices are gone.
You have some good ones listed there. Nice job.
Just thought you should know I’m your 1001th reader. :) congrats.
nº4 is kinda cruel ya know…
I’ve heard that more than once. It really aches.
Very good…yeah but number 5 would be a turn on for guys not a turn off!!!!!! :D:D
Oh and i specially love #7, im trying to imagine a guy’s face when told that…..:D:D:D
“Sorry, not enough HP to last through dinner. Gotta level up tonight.”
Yeah, some guys might think that’s cool. That would not be effective nerd deterrent.
Ah, this is a good list. I have one more suggestion. “I have been turning you down for years. When will you realize I mean no?”