7 Ways to Reject that Unwanted Valentine’s Day Invitation

Posted by Lis
on Wednesday, 14 February 2007 at 10:42

It’s Valentine’s Day and the office creep decided to try his luck and asked me out. Eh, I was probably his 9829384th unlucky try. Anyway, I decided to compile a list of excuses for future reference. I’m sure they’ll come in handy again some day.

1) “Can I bring my mum along?”
2) “Sure, meet ya at Nagrand?”
3) “Sorry, not enough HP to last through dinner. Gotta level up tonight.”
4) “I think of you as a brother and I’m not into incest.”
5) “Nope, not into guys.”
6) “Whaa..t? Sorry, I can’t hear you, you’re breaking up.” Make some static noises and hang up.
7) “I’ll love to go out with you, but first, I’ve gotta bury the last guy who tried to date me. He’s stinking up my garage. Wanna help?”

Happy Valentine’s Day!


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    8 Comments

    1. zeezee on 14.02.2007 at 11:32 (Reply)

      haha.. u bad! but i like it =)

    2. Lis on 14.02.2007 at 11:35 (Reply)

      I try my best. *Beams*

    3. Jason - GorillaSushi on 14.02.2007 at 16:59 (Reply)

      I think #5 would have the opposite affect.

      I use “I don’t know…my parole officer frowns upon me even thinking about sluts like you”

      It’s not easy to come up with a snappy come-back for that one…

    4. Paula the Surf Mom on 14.02.2007 at 21:30 (Reply)

      #8 sure I’ll go I’m back on my meds now and the voices are gone.

    5. kahealani on 27.02.2007 at 23:40 (Reply)

      You have some good ones listed there. Nice job.

    6. brian on 02.03.2007 at 17:29 (Reply)

      Just thought you should know I’m your 1001th reader. :) congrats.

    7. j4ur14 on 05.04.2007 at 07:25 (Reply)

      nº4 is kinda cruel ya know…

      I’ve heard that more than once. It really aches.

    8. confessing7girl on 15.04.2007 at 11:09 (Reply)

      Very good…yeah but number 5 would be a turn on for guys not a turn off!!!!!! :D:D
      Oh and i specially love #7, im trying to imagine a guy’s face when told that…..:D:D:D

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