Neil and his Magnificient Oracular Journal
Neil Gaiman is positively the awesomest author on all of planet earth. Like seriously. To celebrate his web blog turning six, he has a birthday toy on his blog that is a serious instrument of divination. Needless to say, I just have to try it for myself.
As per Neil’s instructions, I imagined my question and framed it in my mind.
Q: My bladder is currently full to bursting and I fear that even a slight cough may open the flood gates. Should I go and pee, like, now?
A: My question is why you included these scenes in such a descriptive manner.
And thus, Neil has spoken.


Honestly, I like your blog better.
Awwww *pushes a twenty under the table*
I thought we said $40?
Damn, Jason, you drive a hard bargain.