Neil and his Magnificient Oracular Journal

Neil Gaiman is positively the awesomest author on all of planet earth. Like seriously. To celebrate his web blog turning six, he has a birthday toy on his blog that is a serious instrument of divination. Needless to say, I just have to try it for myself.

As per Neil’s instructions, I imagined my question and framed it in my mind.

Q: My bladder is currently full to bursting and I fear that even a slight cough may open the flood gates. Should I go and pee, like, now?
A: My question is why you included these scenes in such a descriptive manner.

And thus, Neil has spoken.

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4 Comments

  1. Jason - GorillaSushi on 11.02.2007 at 16:47 (Reply)

    Honestly, I like your blog better.

  2. Lis on 12.02.2007 at 13:47 (Reply)

    Awwww *pushes a twenty under the table*

  3. Jason - GorillaSushi on 13.02.2007 at 18:40 (Reply)

    I thought we said $40?

  4. Lis on 14.02.2007 at 11:36 (Reply)

    Damn, Jason, you drive a hard bargain.

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