I’m FABULOUS!
I’ve always known I’m fabulous. Just ask Eddy & Patsy. Heck, I’m so fabulous that the first thing I do every morning after getting out of bed is to go to the mirror and shout “I’M FABULOUS!” at my reflection. Oh all right, the truth is I do that to wake myself up. You’ve no idea how much you can scare the crap out of yourself just by hearing your own voice at a deafening level early in the morning. Works better than coffee. Anyway, if you find yourself having trouble staying awake in the morning like I do, here’s an alternate method. See your partner sleeping blissfully next to you? The one who doesn’t need to get up for another two hours? Yell “YOU’RE FABULOUS” in his ear. Go on, give it a try. The punch in the eye you’ll receive from him mistaking you for the alarm clock will wake you up better than any splash of cold water. Not that I’m speaking from personal experience or anything. No, not at all.
So what’s better than knowing I’m fabulous? It’s knowing that I rock not once, not twice, not even thrice, but FOUR times more than the average Joe (or Jill). That’s right, I rock waaaaay more than you, bitches. How did I know that? Well, I’ve been conferred the Rockin’ Girl Blogger award by the following rockin’ girl bloggers:
1) Rachel at An English Mum
I just found Lis today (or should I say, she found me!) but her blog really had me laughing. Definitely a Rockin’ Girl Blogger!
2) Meleah at Momma Mia, Mea Culpa
3) Wonder Woman at Disjointed Intelligence
Lis is a prime example of the true reason blogging rocks: WE WRITE WHAT WE LIKE! Check out her blog and read About Every Little Thing she decides to share.
Yeah, I know I’m looking a little pasty there. Thank you, ladies! You rock too!
By the way, the Rockin’ Girl Blogger award was started by Roberta Ferguson. You can read all about it here.
I’m also pleasantly surprised to know that my Apocalypto post has been awarded Post of the Day at The Rising Blogger. If you come across a great post here or anywhere, do make a nomination at The Rising Blogger and make someone’s day.
By this time, if you’re still reading and agree with me that I’m indeed fabulous, you can vote for my blog at these various places:
To make it more enticing for you, here’s a scantily clad picture of me. Ain’t I the most fabulous bikini babe you’ve ever seen? Totally pin-up material there.
The green handbag is kind of my signature look.
Edit: Holy shit. I can’t believe I forgot this. This is not an award but all the same, I’ll like to thank Adrian for the link love.
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Congrats Lis! Keep kickin’ Azz and takin’ names.
Hellz Yeah you were awarded the Rockin’ Girl blog… !!!!
I just love the green handbag. It really makes the whole outfit come together.
And I love what you did to the award! I have been thinking, pasty coloring suites you very well.
[Note to self: NEVER sleep over Lis's house.]
PS: AB FAB is one of my FAVOURITE shows… EVER.
My first thought was “Why does her handbag have a belly button?”
I need to come up with a new award to give you (after I give it to myself).
What will I receive if my partner is “she” instead of “he” ?
I want to be prepared before I try, hope not to receive a kick somewhere instead of a punch.
You do rock!! Congrats on all the recent awards! That’s all quite a boost for the ego. Yes, you in the bikini is sure to garner even more votes…
yes! you are:) i love reading your blog - it really makes me laugh out loud! you are rockin”
I’m always the last girl picked.
(I’m making this joke every time I see this meme.)
Congrats on the award! I’d rather not go to work with a black eye, thank you, cos that’s exactly what my other half wud do to me if I shouted I’M FABULOUS in her ear!!
I think i’d discovered your blog thanks to one of your awards.. Don’t remember exactly which *look*
Thanks, trik!
Mel, why ever not? I promise I won’t draw on your face! :D
Jason, nah that’s the nipple.
Soroush, if she’s anything like me, then you’re out of luck. My motto is “kick first, talk later”.
Michael, yeah? I’ve heard that showing a little flesh always works.
Thanks, Tracy! Laugh out loud? Awesome!
Diesel, maybe if you show a bit more flesh…
Nick, I think girls tend to kick more than punch. On the bright side, the bruise won’t be visible.
Kilang, aren’t you glad you did? Heh.
Actually yes :P I like your writing style.. :D
I see how you are using your body to get votes!
Seriously, grats! You are a rockin blogger chick!
If you’ve got it, flaunt it, right?
Yeah, maybe for you. I doubt it would work for me though ;-)
Very funny post. Your husband has got to have a sense of humor!
If i’ll use my body, someone could nominate me as a rockin’ “girl”? :D
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Bud, I’m not sure if he does. I’ll ask him when I find one.
Kilang, boobs, man. You gotta have boobs.
Yeah, that’s a prob… Could you borrow me yours? For just some days..
Congrats I think. Honestly I didn’t even read your post, I just saw there was a scantily clad picture of you. H.O.T.! I’d say you look like Sports Illustrated Swimsuit material, except those purple heels make you look kinda ho-ish. (Can I say ho-ish? Can I even spell it right?)
Well, I always look so prim and proper in that blouse and skirt ensemble so I thought I’ll try the sluttish look with those heels for once. Don’t think it’s for me though.
Hi! Congrats on all your achievements. We found you through Dog-e-tail. Mum has been looking for someone that could help us with a couple of graphical representations of me and we love your stick figures. BTW - you are so thin!!!!
Wonder if you would be willing to help us out?