Keyword Fun
I took a look at the keywords that brought all the crazies to this blog and thought I’ll share them with you for shits and giggles. Words in blue are my comments obviously. Clicking on some of the keywords will bring you to the original post.
Apart from the hundreds of people hoping to score a free online copy of the Potty Harry book with searches such as “read harry potter deathly hallows online”, here are some of the other keywords:
- boring meetings
- ways to reject a guy
- apocalypto butts (I see someone out there doesn’t watch movies for the plots. Scandalous, I tell you.)
- bellybutton start, knitting (???)
- bling water are you kidding (I wish I was.)
- harry potter dentist stories (Wait, there’re other HP dentist stories out there?)
- harry potter stick men
- harry potter’s eleven inch wand (Wand! WAND! The one that does magic and not the one that… oh never mind.)
- how should i get drunk (You drink lots of alcohol, that’s how. What? You need a Dummies guide for that?!)
- how will i look when im older (Oh I don’t know, take a look at your parents?)
- little stupid people (You have something against the bigger ones?)
- naked butts men (Uhm.)
- naughty bathroom sticks (I’m not sure I want to know anything about this.)
- naughty stick men
- people how die in stupid ways (Perhaps you should check The Darwin Awards for that.)
- showering techniques (Are there some secret ninja shower moves out there I’m not aware of?)
- why do many people die at 3am (They do??)
- im fabulous (No, I’m fabulous.)
- bathroom naughty girls (Oh boy, I can just imagine this fella’s disappointment when he saw the actual post.)


Hopefully the “naughty bathroom sticks” searcher meant “naughty bathroom tricks.” I mean, not that that’s much better, but sticks … ewww! Don’t you love being able to see how people find you? This reminded me that I want to do a similar entry.
Nice list.
Naughty, naked and stupid drunk; not a bad way to go out at 3am.
You crack me up.
HA HA HA …
Lis, you have outdone yourself with this one! your blue responses are hysterical.
“how should i get drunk (You drink lots of alcohol, that’s how. What? You need a Dummies guide for that?!)”
and…
“how will i look when im older (Oh I don’t know, take a look at your parents?)”
CRACKED ME UP.
“im fabulous (No, I’m fabulous.)”
YES.YOU.ARE. INDEED.
I have to learn how to figure out what / how people ended up looking at my site.. I wonder what key words bring up my blog.. hmm..?
Hey fabulous girl, I think you should start doing some SEO writing some articles like “Getting drunk for Dummies” and “1001 Naked butts stories” to increase keyword relevancy. LOL
Maybe people are dying at 3 AM while using naughty bathroom sticks?
Those last 3 words do NOT belong together!! :-)
OMG, this is hilarious. Thanks for sharing these search words…. I needed a good laugh today!
Pretty articulate, some of these people.
Naughty stick men – it could be a whole new business venture for you.
Pam, naughty bathroom tricks makes sense but still…
Donovan, you know, I do believe you’re right. I won’t mind making my exit in that manner.
Mel, hehe go find out and post them for a laugh!
Soroush, I think you’ve got something there. I might just write such a post in the not so distant future. It’ll be fun. :D
Michael, yeah! I wonder what those people were thinking. On second thoughts, I don’t think I really want to wonder about that.
Susan, glad it made you laugh! I know I sure had fun with it. :)
Lord S-B, quite a surprise, actually.
Jason, that’s going to be my retirement plan.
Another home run Lis. I’m still laughing. Hah!
What a hilarious list! I like it.
They’re hilarious, of course. You see how many search phrases I get at Untwisted Vortex that include “boobs”!
Trik, Neoauteur and RT, thanks. You guys should post your searches. I bet there’re some really hilarious ones.
OMG! I had the same idea.. And there’re some strange search words :look: And tell us the truth, you watched Apocalypto only fof its butts!! :D
Haha nah I didn’t even know there were gonna be any naked butts.
I love your comment on “little stupid people” Hilarius post! :)
Ann
Thanks, Ann! :)
When I saw “naughty stick men” I got a very weird visual of your stick woman avatar surrounded by stick men. One was even holding your green purse for you.
Think Madonna’s Material Girl video, but with stick people.
Yes, obviously I don’t need to Google “how should i get drunk”
HAHAHAHHA I think I should draw that some day.