Archive for July, 2007
I’m FABULOUS!
I’ve always known I’m fabulous. Just ask Eddy & Patsy. Heck, I’m so fabulous that the first thing I do every morning after getting out of bed is to go to the mirror and shout “I’M FABULOUS!” at my reflection. Oh all right, the truth is I do that to wake myself up. You’ve no [...]
Spam, it’s what’s for dinner
Dear spammers,
If you’re going to pimp your site on my blog, at least have the decency to pretend to be interested in what I’ve posted and make a content appropriate comment instead of just HELO CUM VISIT MY SIGHT PLZ. This is not a fucking blog directory where you just dump your link here thinking [...]
The Unusual Suspects Vol. 2
Has it been a week already? Time flies when you’re having fun or you know, procrastinating instead of working your ass off trying to meet that impossible deadline (Boss, are you reading this? The impossible deadline part, not the procrastinating part). Anyhow, let’s get on with the programme. And the winners are…
Need to send a [...]
Shoutbox
I’ve a new addiction. In a bid for world domination, I’ve been leaving random messages in unsuspecting victims’ shoutboxes all across the big, wide intarweb. Don’t laugh, this is serious business. You wouldn’t be laughing if you’re privy to my world domination master plan. Anyway, I thought, hey, why not have one on my blog? [...]
Harry Potter and the Deadly Dentist
I must be a sadist. Why else would I schedule regular half yearly check ups with the dentist? In any case, I was due for one a couple days ago so I decided to be brave and paid a visit to my dentist.
At the clinic, the receptionist told me I had to wait quite [...]
