The Unusual Suspects Vol. 1
All the cool kids are doing it and since I’m so cool, I’m practically frozen, I’m jumping on the bandwagon. I waste so much time on the net I’m bound to come across lots of interesting stuff (YMMV, of course). What I’ll be doing is consolidating these links into a weekly post. What sort of links, you ask? Well, basically stuff that makes me laugh so hard I cough up a lung, or stuff so weird and bizarre the aliens won’t touch them with a 10-foot pole. Or just stuff that makes me want to spork both my eyes out and hide them under the pillow. Hey, sharing is caring, mmmkay? Alternatively, you could be up here because I think you’re cute. This applies to both boys and girls. Equal opportunities and all.
Also, by “weekly”, what I mean is it’ll depend on whether it’s a Good Week or a Bad Week. A Bad Week has been known to last up to 39 days. What this means is that if I’m having 2 Bad Weeks in a row, you’ll get 2 “weekly” posts in *whips out calculator* 78 days.
Oh yeah, links may be old or new.
The interesting stuff for this week in no particular order:
- Everyone needs to start the day with an evil cuppa coffee.
- Fancy some extra tasty cupcakes to go with that coffee?
- This is what happens when chairs go wild. Ok, it’s more like a chair with an attitude problem and low alcohol tolerance.
- Haven’t had enough of the iPhone yet? Here’s iPhone: The Musical
- An oldie but goodie. Funniest analogies as collected by high school English teachers. I wish I’d thought of these when I was still in school.
- Last but not least, let’s observe a moment of silence for the late Mr. Common Sense. He’ll be sorely missed.
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The nice thing about bad weeks is the fact that there are never more than 9.35897 bad weeks until your next birthday.
I don’t have a low attitude tolerance. Are you hot?
Yeah, but imagine having less than 20 days of weekends a year.
My chair seems to think so. He heats up pretty quickly every time after I’ve had a go at him.
I like the ‘Funniest analogies as collected by high school English teachers’. Funny!
LOVED The CHAIR. I died.
I feel so “red carpet moment” to have made your list (although I did not write that post… it was an email from my mom. Author -unknown)