10 Reasons to Watch Reign of Fire

Posted by Lis
on Saturday, 4 August 2007 at 19:12

Somebody at the local TV station is obviously a CHRISTIAN BALE! fan. How else would you explain 3 CHRISTIAN BALE! movies in less than a month? Not that I’m complaining, of course. If you’ve no idea who CHRISTIAN BALE! is, he’s that super hot dude in Batman Begins (aka The One with Katie Holmes’ Nipples and Qui Gon Jinn). No, silly, he wasn’t Alfred. He was Batman.

So anyhow, one of the movies showing on local TV was Reign of Fire with CHRISTIAN BALE! and uhm… other actor type of people. There were lots of sweaty and grimy people in this movie. Man, don’t they make movies with clean people anymore? But, sweaty and grimy CHRISTIAN BALE! Mmmmmmmm… oh where was I? Oh yeah, I highly recommend this movie. It was a cinematic masterpiece, the Picasso of motion pictures, a film ahead of its time, a movie that will change your life etc… you get the idea, yeah? So should you watch this movie? Oh yes, and here are 10 reasons why you should:

1) CHRISTIAN BALE!
2) CHRISTIAN BALE!
3) CHRISTIAN BALE!
4) CHRISTIAN BALE!
5) CHRISTIAN BALE!
6) CHRISTIAN BALE!
7) Gerard MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA!!!! Butler
8) CHRISTIAN BALE!
9) CHRISTIAN BALE!
10) CHRISTIAN BALE!

If you’re looking for other exciting movie stuff, I believe at some point in the movie, there were some monster thingies flying around for a bit, breathing fire on things and stuff. Wasn’t really paying much attention because, you know, CHRISTIAN BALE!

Also, absolutely no idea what the movie’s about. Sorry, can’t help much there. But you should definitely watch it because… CHRISTIAN BALE! Yeah.


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    13 Comments

    1. Donovan on 04.08.2007 at 21:36 (Reply)

      Don’t quit your day job. Your movie reviewing skills need a little work. :)

    2. Michael C on 05.08.2007 at 00:45 (Reply)

      I appreciate your unbiased reporting and support of this film. I just have 2 questions: What is the name of the film again and who is the lead actor??
      ;-)

    3. Geedos on 05.08.2007 at 08:57 (Reply)

      Never mind Christian Bale - Katie Holmes’ nipples???

      Maybe I should watch Batman Begins!

    4. kilang on 05.08.2007 at 11:14 (Reply)

      Batman Begins sucks :D Reign of Fire isn’t bad.. But I don’t remember who CHRISTIAN BALE is :D

    5. Jason - GorillaSushi on 05.08.2007 at 14:19 (Reply)

      Once again your complexity has blown me away. So many intricate levels of complexity.
      Ever see Empire of the Sun? Pre-hot Christian bale - one of my favorite movies…ever.

    6. Nick Phillips, MY on 06.08.2007 at 08:56 (Reply)

      Let me guess Lis, you’re a Christian Bale fan? (Duh - whatever gave you that idea, Nick!) … LOL! I thought he was the best portrayal of Bruce Wayne (IMHO)

    7. meleah rebeccah on 06.08.2007 at 14:47 (Reply)

      I’m convinced.

      Christian Bale movies…Okay I need to watch them…got it!

    8. Lis on 06.08.2007 at 15:51 (Reply)

      Damn, Donovan, I was getting all ready to throw that letter!

      Michael, only too happy to repeat myself. Reign of Fire and CHRISTIAN BALE! :D

      Geedos, yeah they made a guest appearance and it really was a great film.

      Kilang, I thought it was one of the best superhero movies out there!

      Jason, nope but I’ve heard good stuff about it. Maybe it’s time to visit the “rental store” next door…

      Nick, no way I’m not a CHRISTIAN BALE! fangirl at all. Uh uh. Whatever gave you that idea? Sheesh. :D Ooh yep, he’s the best batman so far.

      Mel, yeh! The Prestige was pretty good too plus Hugh Jackman was in it! Ooh la la!

    9. meleah rebeccah on 07.08.2007 at 15:36 (Reply)

      mmmm. Hugh Jackman.

    10. Donovan on 07.08.2007 at 18:56 (Reply)

      Sorry, hon. Didn’t mean to rain on your parade.

    11. Dan on 07.08.2007 at 22:35 (Reply)

      I have a feeling you really like Gerard Butler.

    12. Lis on 12.08.2007 at 16:01 (Reply)

      No kidding, Dan.

    13. tanveer on 15.02.2008 at 05:32 (Reply)

      i think reign of fire has a lot of action and it stands out all those dragons destryin contrys and it explains the story clearly

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