10 Quotes to Live By

1) Borrow money from pessimists, they don’t expect it back.
2) The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
3) If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
4) Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
5) If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
6) Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
7) Don’t judge people by their relatives.
8) Don’t kick a man when he’s down unless you’re certain he won’t get up.
9) Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

and the one quote that is so, SO TRUE:

10) If you find something you like, buy a lifetime supply, because they will stop making it.

(Note: I didn’t come up with any of these, I collected them from the various nooks and crannies of the big, bad intarweb.)

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12 Comments

  1. Jason - GorillaSushi on 08.10.2007 at 17:35 (Reply)

    Hunger is the best pickle - Ben Franklin

  2. Nick Phillips on 09.10.2007 at 02:08 (Reply)

    Hmmm, I should try No.1 … now how many pessimists do I know???

  3. Michael C on 09.10.2007 at 12:54 (Reply)

    These are great! And is interweb a 30 Rock reference?
    ;-)

  4. meleah rebeccah on 09.10.2007 at 16:24 (Reply)

    number 8 is the best.

  5. awannabe on 09.10.2007 at 16:35 (Reply)

    a pessimist says these are all so true

  6. Geedos on 13.10.2007 at 06:05 (Reply)

    If you’re gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.

  7. Snoskred on 13.10.2007 at 22:59 (Reply)

    Hey, it’s Snoskred back again.

    A few months ago I added you to my “new blogs I am test driving” sidebar. I am dropping back to let you know I love your blog and I’m adding you to my permanent blogroll now.

    I’ve moved to Wordpress and the site looks a lot different, so drop by to check it out when you have a chance!

    Cheers,
    Snoskred

  8. lightening on 16.10.2007 at 09:43 (Reply)

    ROFLOL. They are so true!!! Thanks for the giggle. :-)

  9. Erica on 18.10.2007 at 22:26 (Reply)

    Here is a personal favorite of mine:

    You don’t have to be nice to the people you meet on the way up if you aren’t coming down.

    I like to hold that one close to my heart at night. You know?

  10. Clarity: 365 days on 27.10.2007 at 23:04 (Reply)

    Great list! The last one is particularly true. I’ve discovered that the hard way. I love your blog!

  11. jblu on 18.11.2007 at 01:12 (Reply)

    -He who laughs last, thinks slowest
    -Never do card tricks for the people you play poker.

    Lol…great list!

  12. Breezie on 18.12.2007 at 22:46 (Reply)

    what a great list…lol, I especially like #5.

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