Funny Signs

I love funny signs as much as I love my kidneys. In case you’re wondering how much I love my kidneys, well, I love them a lot. More than my spleen anyway. Someone alerted me to these beauties below and I’m sharing them with you. Hopefully they’ll chase your Monday blues away. My Monday blues need no chasing because it’s almost Tuesday (in another hour)!

Sorry for the incontinent, Coke Company has neglected to repair the cooler.

Don't let worries kill you, let the church help.

Our public bar is presently not open because it is closed.

Lenny you need to come to work

My boss told me to change the stupid sign so I did.

Spongebob is here hiring managers.

Also, I just got rickrolled by the freakin’ radio. lol wut.

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41 Comments

  1. Andrew on 11.03.2008 at 00:19 (Reply)

    That Perkins one cracked me up. Lenny is sooo screwed.

    Andrew’s last blog post..One-Upping Willy Wonka

    1. Lis on 11.03.2008 at 00:38 (Reply)

      I wonder if Lenny did eventually turn up for work.

  2. Michael on 11.03.2008 at 00:55 (Reply)

    Lenny, go to work for Christ’s sake! :lol:

    Michael’s last blog post..Vantage Point

    1. Lis on 11.03.2008 at 01:32 (Reply)

      Hahaha poor Lenny!

  3. Jason - GorillaSushi on 11.03.2008 at 01:26 (Reply)

    Lenny and I are on an 8 day crystal meth bender. No time for work, Perkins. Anyway, Sponge Bob totally promised us upper management positions when we crash.

    Jason – GorillaSushi’s last blog post..Jesus Ate My Homework

    1. Lis on 11.03.2008 at 01:34 (Reply)

      So did you and Lenny have anything to do with the incontinence-causing cooler while both of you were high?

  4. Daisy on 11.03.2008 at 04:38 (Reply)

    I want to interview with Spongebob!

    Daisy’s last blog post..Monday Mystery: Lizard Justice?

    1. Lis on 11.03.2008 at 14:34 (Reply)

      I bet that’ll be one interesting interview.

  5. The Hunter's Wife on 11.03.2008 at 05:02 (Reply)

    The Lenny one is hysterical.

    1. Lis on 11.03.2008 at 14:34 (Reply)

      Yes, it is! It’s my favourite sign out of this lot.

  6. meleah rebeccah on 11.03.2008 at 06:16 (Reply)

    I wish I loved my kidneys that much.

    Great signs. LOL

    meleah rebeccah’s last blog post..The Black Out

    1. Lis on 11.03.2008 at 14:35 (Reply)

      Shhh don’t tell my kidneys but I actually love my brain more.

  7. Deb on the Rocks on 11.03.2008 at 08:47 (Reply)

    I think Lenny was involved in a little work love triangle ala mode.

    Deb on the Rocks’s last blog post..Why again are we saving daylight?

    1. Lis on 11.03.2008 at 14:37 (Reply)

      Naughty Lenny!

  8. wendy on 11.03.2008 at 09:49 (Reply)

    picture 1: yeah, blame it on COKE!!
    picture 2: this is my favorite, its just ironic and hilarious
    picture 3: I guess they ran out of reasons
    picture 4: man, lenny must be a really important person to earn his own billboard as a reminder.
    picture 5: what?! he was just simply following orders
    picture 6: yey! spongebob is in town i hope patrick’s with ‘em…

    great post. very entertaining had fun commenting! take care

    wendy’s last blog post..For love? Yes, it’s worth it!

    1. Lis on 11.03.2008 at 14:37 (Reply)

      Personally I thought it was PEPSI. That bastard.

  9. Michael C on 11.03.2008 at 12:26 (Reply)

    Great signs! And you crack me up with the kidney/spleen love. I am laughing out loud at that!!

    Michael C’s last blog post..Q & A Monday (Except on the East Coast)

    1. Lis on 11.03.2008 at 14:39 (Reply)

      Oh hey, doesn’t everyone love their kidneys more than their spleen?

      1. Michael C on 12.03.2008 at 12:10 (Reply)

        Well, I’ve never given much thought to my spleen. It’s like my redheaded step child, but then all my organs pale in comparison to my left lung. We’ve grown pretty tight over the years.

        Michael C’s last blog post..‘Verb’atim

  10. Angelika on 12.03.2008 at 04:53 (Reply)

    LMFAO @ Lenny, you need to come to work. LOL!

    Angelika’s last blog post..Pop Fiction

    1. Lis on 12.03.2008 at 14:15 (Reply)

      Haha yeah that’s my favourite sign. It’s hilarious.

  11. Linda on 12.03.2008 at 08:31 (Reply)

    These signs are hilarious. How come I haven’t seen any around except in these pictures? They are certainly hilarious though!

    Linda’s last blog post..Victoria Beckham Bashes on Britney Spears Perfume

    1. Lis on 12.03.2008 at 14:16 (Reply)

      Same here. I think I’ve only managed to spot one or two funny signs and the worst part was I didn’t have a camera with me.

  12. Lightening on 12.03.2008 at 11:06 (Reply)

    LOL. TOO funny!!!! Thanks for giving me a well needed laugh. LOVE the idea of sponge bob hiring people – would probably do a better job than some managers!!!! ;)

    Lightening’s last blog post..Cheesecake Truffles

    1. Lis on 12.03.2008 at 14:18 (Reply)

      I bet his list of job requirements is pretty interesting.

  13. Nick Phillips on 12.03.2008 at 16:12 (Reply)

    Darn it. I thought Spongebob was working in this Banana leaf restaurant me and my buddy patronize, now we know why he’s been missing the past month. LOL!

    I needed the laughs for the terrible Tuesday I was having :D

    Nick Phillips’s last blog post..The Almost Sportsman …

    1. Lis on 12.03.2008 at 17:06 (Reply)

      I suspect Spongebob’s been moonlighting.

  14. Grace on 13.03.2008 at 00:59 (Reply)

    Lis, you just made my day! Thank you!

    Grace’s last blog post..I know it’s not April but…April is Autism Awareness Month

    1. Lis on 15.03.2008 at 18:36 (Reply)

      You’re welcome. :)

  15. Matt Saunders on 13.03.2008 at 06:21 (Reply)

    hahaha the public bar one is best! reminds me of Engrish.com

    1. Lis on 15.03.2008 at 18:37 (Reply)

      Ha! I LOVE Engrish.com!

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  17. Ragtree on 18.03.2008 at 05:50 (Reply)

    Yes… I think Spongebob hired some of MY co-workers (and I’m pretty p*ssed)

    Ragtree’s last blog post..Fairy Cottage in Progress

    1. Lis on 18.03.2008 at 17:27 (Reply)

      If your co-workers are easily persuaded by a piece of sponge in square pants, you’re probably better off without them anyway!

  18. BrentD on 23.03.2008 at 00:43 (Reply)

    SpongeBob helping with the hiring, Churches assisting you with your death, Coke lending a hand with your incontinence.

    People are so helpful these days. You have renewed my faith in the species, thanks.

    BrentD’s last blog post..Ominous Blog Reactions – Installation

    1. Lis on 24.03.2008 at 14:08 (Reply)

      Always happy to help!

  19. Jaden @ Screenwriting for Hollywood on 24.03.2008 at 09:45 (Reply)

    Thanks for the laughs.

    Jaden @ Screenwriting for Hollywood’s last blog post..The Sunday Picture Post – 3

    1. Lis on 24.03.2008 at 14:08 (Reply)

      No problem!

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  21. Sanjay on 08.04.2008 at 19:45 (Reply)

    don’t tell my kidneys but I actually love my brain more.

  22. Bryan Jenkins on 04.07.2010 at 03:57 (Reply)

    Spongebo and Patrick are really great characters. love them.,`.

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