The Sarah Palin Conspiracy

Posted by Lis
on Friday, 19 September 2008 at 1:57

Sarah Palin vs Liz Lemon

I’m sure by now many of you have noticed the remarkable resemblance between Sarah Palin and Liz Lemon. What many have failed to realise is that this is actually one big conspiracy conjured up by the one and only Jack Donaghy.

Don’t get it?

Well, this will only make sense if you’ve seen the last episode from 30 Rock season 2. If you haven’t and suffer from severe Spoileraphobia, consider this your warning: DO NOT CONTINUE SCROLLING AND CLICK HERE INSTEAD.

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In the last episode, in an attempt to get himself fired from his government job, Jack resurrected the Gay Bomb project i.e. work on a bomb that will inflict the enemy troops with Teh Gayz so they’ll be busy having Teh Gay Secks. The bomb worked but only in enclosed spaces.

Now we don’t know if Jack will get fired and if he’ll get his old job back so he needs a backup plan. A really cunning plan. A plan so cunning even Baldrick wouldn’t have thought of it. This is where good ol’ dependable Liz Lemon comes in.

The truth is, there’s no Sarah Palin, it’s 100% The Lemon. She’s been leading a double life in New York and Alaska (see photographic evidence above).

What’s so brilliant about this plan is that if McCain decides to pine for the fjords, Lemon will take over as the P and as we all know, Donaghy is pulling all her strings anyway. This means he’ll end up running the most powerful country in the world!

Jack Donaghy for president!

(Disclaimer: I’m not an American. I don’t even play one on TV. This is just a bit of silliness but remember, if Jack Donaghy really does become the P, you read it here first.)

Photo Credit: Defamer

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6 Comments

  1. Jason - GorillaSushi on 19.09.2008 at 05:03 (Reply)

    Liz Lemon is cuter (and half her age)!

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    1. Lis on 19.09.2008 at 23:31 (Reply)

      But Palin’s a beauty queen! A haaaaackey mom! With lipstick!

  2. meleah rebeccah on 22.09.2008 at 02:33 (Reply)

    1st of all…you have No Idea how happy I am to see a post from you.

    2nd of all Jack Donaghy is my future HUSBAND.

    meleah rebeccahs last blog post..Food Allergies = Depressed

    1. Lis on 04.10.2008 at 13:47 (Reply)

      So if he becomes the P, you’ll be first lady!

  3. Zhu on 23.09.2008 at 09:50 (Reply)

    I think a lot of women look like Sarah Palin. Or she looks like a lot of women… but not all of them are that dumb. My opinion.

    1. Lis on 04.10.2008 at 13:49 (Reply)

      I dislike her and her politics. Plus, her voice is fucking annoying.

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