I’d show you mine if you’d show me yours

Posted by Lis
on Wednesday, 25 March 2009 at 22:52

Here’s my 60-foot peen. Ok, not mine obviously. I imagine the conversation went something like this:

“Uhm Sir? There’s something I think you should know. There’s a giant penis on your rooftop.”
“A giant what?”
“Penis. Schlong. Willy. Johnson. Dick. Wingwong. Cock. Mancrank. Peck… ”
“Right! Yes, I get it.”

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6 Comments

  1. Zhu on 27.03.2009 at 05:02 (Reply)

    Reminds me of an Austin Power movie :lol:

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    1. Lis on 29.03.2009 at 18:55 (Reply)

      OMG hahahaha you’re right!

  2. Mike on 29.03.2009 at 05:26 (Reply)

    Wow…that is HUGE!

    1. Lis on 29.03.2009 at 18:57 (Reply)

      Balls aren’t proportional though…

  3. Kung Fu Movies on 06.09.2009 at 03:18 (Reply)

    Where can I get one for my roof? I need a giant penis!

  4. Martial Arts Movies on 05.11.2009 at 10:41 (Reply)

    This is inspiring me to paint a giant prick on my roof to. Not sure that I have enough white paint. I think a trip to the hardware store is in order…..Giant ode to penis, here I come….

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