Masturbation a no-no in University of Michigan showers
Dude, just how much splooge is clogging up the pipes?
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So I assume their yearly budget includes a “semen related costs” fund.
I wonder if their “semen related costs” budget increases when their intake of male students increases.
I’ll very much like to sit in on their budget meetings.
And now I’m wondering why the sign didn’t say “Plumbing costs run into…” or even “Drain-o costs run into…”.
Maybe “Semen related costs” is a broad fund that covers all sorts of scenarios. I’m sure the basketball team’s furry mascot suit needs an industrial cleaning every now and then…
That’s really asking the impossible! I mean, you know college guys right? :lol:
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It isn’t necessarily the semen alone, but the fact that semen doesn’t combine well with hair. My first year in college I shared a dorm room with two other guys. One of my roommates and I had to hang a no masturbating sign in our bathroom shower for our third roommate. While the pic might be a joke, it isn’t far from reality. If you take a minute to calculate how many college kids are wanking it (somewhere near 100 percent) and guesstimate at about an ounce a shot, thoughts of that movie, “The Blog” come to mind. Oh, and don’t flush condoms down the toilet either.
The moral of the story is that fellatio keeps more than one pipe clear.
Nasty and funny at the same time! How are plumbing costs named? Semen-clogged drains?? Hahahaa!!! Is the uni more expensive for boys than for girls?
Better arrange some girls …. to cut short the “semen related cost”
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i heard that the education you get is the same.
Is this for real??!!
That is so friggin’ funny!
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Ahahahahah. OMFG. That is hilarious!
LOL! Holy Smokes! This can’t be real. Semen costs? Hahahaha….great find.
Quick, someone call the ACLU! This is infringing on my right to masturbatory exuberance….
Hahaha! This is ROFLarious! Is this for real and not photoshopped? “Semen related costs run into the thousands…” is just freakin epic! :P
Man alive, who would wank in an university shower? Semen related costs….??? Muahahahhaha
Ohh Gosh man!!!This is actually hilarious..I think ever one should control his emotions an do in a safer place…
LMAO That’s funny. They need one of those at my school.
Use wad of tissue
Throw into garbage can
Ha ha ha!
This can be real! It is just another photoshop joke ;)
I will never go into a public shower without shower shoes
I hope at least they are not group showers like I had at college. Give a guy some privacy
LOL!
Intresting!
IS that true picture or just a fun??
even if this is a photoshop joke, still scary one :)
This is what tissue is made for.
So the pipes can handle shampoo. conditioner and shaving cream but not semen
LOL, I bet tissue sales went up in surrounding grocery stores!