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The Sarah Palin Conspiracy

I’m sure by now many of you have noticed the remarkable resemblance between Sarah Palin and Liz Lemon. What many have failed to realise is that this is actually one big conspiracy conjured up by the one and only Jack Donaghy.
Don’t get it?
Well, this will only make sense if you’ve seen the last episode from [...]


I Love Discovery Channel and I Love xkcd

Made. Of. Epic. Win.

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Spammy Socialmatic

Dear Socialmatic,
I don’t care if you are Jeanette, Katharine or Amelia. STOP FUCKING SPAMMING ME. 4 emails in 10 days? Really. I will join your damn site when I want to but I will not be fucking pestered into doing so.
Also, you’ve got your own swanky domain and everything so I assume you at least [...]


Yes, I’ve Got the Letter

I’ve officially reached thirty years of age. I know it’s difficult to tell from my childlike countenance but ’tis true. In Singapore, all of us are issued with a national registration identity card (or NRIC). When we reach thirty years of age, we’ll receive a very official-looking letter with official-looking complicated instructions such as “fold [...]