Awards

Lis Spills the Beans

Once upon a time in a faraway land, there lived a fair maiden named Meleah who tagged the lazy arse hot stick chick known as Lis with the 7 Things You Don’t Know But I Do meme. Lis has finally decided to get off her lazy arse and do it. Lis also thinks that talking [...]


Double Ouch

I started this pretty long (and I like to think funny) post a few days ago and wanted to work on it just now so I could post it later, but somehow I accidentally pressed some buttons and the whole thing went poof *insert string of swear words in 7 languages*. On top of that, [...]


I’m FABULOUS!

I’ve always known I’m fabulous. Just ask Eddy & Patsy. Heck, I’m so fabulous that the first thing I do every morning after getting out of bed is to go to the mirror and shout “I’M FABULOUS!” at my reflection. Oh all right, the truth is I do that to wake myself up. You’ve no [...]