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La La La La La

Lis — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:04:10 +0000

I’ve no feckin’ idea what I’m watching but I’m laughing so hard I don’t even care.

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More Sheepishness

Lis — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 10:53:21 +0000

The sheep terrorised us with the creepy sheep chair, but they’ve more than redeemed themselves with this awesomesauce LED art display.

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La La La La La

I’d show you mine if you’d show me yours

Lis — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:52:46 +0000

Here’s my 60-foot peen. Ok, not mine obviously. I imagine the conversation went something like this:

“Uhm Sir? There’s something I think you should know. There’s a giant penis on your rooftop.”
“A giant what?”
“Penis. Schlong. Willy. Johnson. Dick. Wingwong. Cock. Mancrank. Peck… ”
“Right! Yes, I get it.”

Come sit a spell in my creepy sheep chair

Lis — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:05:33 +0000

I can just imagine all the silly jokes made over this chair.

“Did you see that creepy sheep chair? It was baaaaaa-d!”

“Ewe!”

“Two’s company, three’s a crowd.”

Via Freshome.

Keyword Fun

Lis — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:16:00 +0000

I took a look at the keywords that brought all the crazies to this blog and thought I’ll share them with you for shits and giggles. Words in blue are my comments obviously. Clicking on some of the keywords will bring you to the original post.

Apart from the hundreds of people hoping to score a free online copy of the Potty Harry book with searches such as “read harry potter deathly hallows online”, here are some of the other keywords:

boring meetings

ways to reject a guy

apocalypto butts (I see someone out there doesn’t watch movies for the plots. Scandalous, I tell you.)

bellybutton start, knitting (???)

bling water are you kidding (I wish I was.)

harry potter dentist stories (Wait, there’re other HP dentist stories out there?)

harry potter stick men

harry potter’s eleven inch wand (Wand! WAND! The one that does magic and not the one that… oh never mind.)

how should i get drunk (You drink lots of alcohol, that’s how. What? You need a Dummies guide for that?!)

how will i look when im older (Oh I don’t know, take a look at your parents?)

little stupid people (You have something against the bigger ones?)

naked butts men (Uhm.)

naughty bathroom sticks (I’m not sure I want to know anything about this.)

naughty stick men

people how die in stupid ways (Perhaps you should check The Darwin Awards for that.)

showering techniques (Are there some secret ninja shower moves out there I’m not aware of?)

why do many people die at 3am (They do??)

im fabulous (No, I’m fabulous.)

bathroom naughty girls (Oh boy, I can just imagine this fella’s disappointment when he saw the actual post.)

How to Spot a Jap

Lis — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:39:00 +0000

Thank you, US War Dept, for imparting the invaluable knowledge of how to spot a Jap. I no longer have the fear of mixing up my Cs and Js.

Life in a hole

Lis — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:36:00 +0000

Apparently, the latest fashionable thing to do in London is to live in a janitor’s storeroom, all for the low, low price of £170,000 (gawd, I can buy 8,000+ bottles of Bling H2o for that kind of money). The flat measures 11ft by 7ft which is about the size of a snooker table. Doesn’t the place look depressing?

Source: BBC News

While we’re still on the topic of tiny living spaces, if you check into the das Parkhotel, you’ll be living in rooms made out of drainage pipes. I kid you not. At least you’ll have a good view of the River Danube. They kinda remind me of those capsule hotels in Japan.

Via Random Good Stuff here and here.

Next up on the real estate market: flats the size of toilet cubicles! You get to sleep standing up!

Bling H2o

Lis — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 14:09:00 +0000

Would you pay 40 bucks for a bottle of water? If you answered in the affirmative, you need to get your head checked. Ok, just kidding. If you’re into gourmet bottled water, then Bling H2o may just be your cup of uh.. water. The bling factor comes from the bottles, which has handcrafted Swarovski crystals on them. Since I don’t have 40 bucks to throw away, I don’t know what the water taste like. Maybe it tastes like the elixir of life. Who knows?

Anyway, if you’re really loaded with money coming out of your ears, why not think about donating to the help-Lis-quit-her-boring-day-job fund? Or perhaps I can fund myself by starting my own line of bottled water. I’ll call it B(Lis)s H2o.

Sex offender, 29, attends school as 12-year-old

Lis — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:53:00 +0000

This is some bizarre stuff. First seen here.

A 29-year-old convicted sex offender managed to pass himself off as a 12-year-old child, attending one school for several months before anybody realised.

Not only did he convince school authorities that he was a young boy, but he also fooled two men he was living with at the time – both of whom had sexual relations with him, while under the impression that he was 12 years old.

Source: Metro

WHAA…T?