Bizarre
How to Spot a Jap
Thank you, US War Dept, for imparting the invaluable knowledge of how to spot a Jap. I no longer have the fear of mixing up my Cs and Js.
Life in a hole
Apparently, the latest fashionable thing to do in London is to live in a janitor’s storeroom, all for the low, low price of £170,000 (gawd, I can buy 8,000+ bottles of Bling H2o for that kind of money). The flat measures 11ft by 7ft which is about the size of a snooker table. Doesn’t the [...]
Bling H2o
Would you pay 40 bucks for a bottle of water? If you answered in the affirmative, you need to get your head checked. Ok, just kidding. If you’re into gourmet bottled water, then Bling H2o may just be your cup of uh.. water. The bling factor comes from the bottles, which has handcrafted Swarovski crystals [...]
Sex offender, 29, attends school as 12-year-old
This is some bizarre stuff. First seen here.
A 29-year-old convicted sex offender managed to pass himself off as a 12-year-old child, attending one school for several months before anybody realised.
Not only did he convince school authorities that he was a young boy, but he also fooled two men he was living with at the time [...]

