Humour

Behold the New iPad

WANT.


Masturbation a no-no in University of Michigan showers

Dude, just how much splooge is clogging up the pipes?


I’d show you mine if you’d show me yours

Here’s my 60-foot peen. Ok, not mine obviously. I imagine the conversation went something like this: “Uhm Sir? There’s something I think you should know. There’s a giant penis on your rooftop.” “A giant what?” “Penis. Schlong. Willy. Johnson. Dick. Wingwong. Cock. Mancrank. Peck… ” “Right! Yes, I get it.”


The Secret

I think most self help books are full of shit but this review makes me want to buy a copy of The Secret. Almost. Also, the comments? Comedy gold. How’s 2009 treating you so far?


Arrgh! Hairball!

This is totally caption-worthy.