Humour
Behold the New iPad
WANT.
Masturbation a no-no in University of Michigan showers
Dude, just how much splooge is clogging up the pipes?
I’d show you mine if you’d show me yours
Here’s my 60-foot peen. Ok, not mine obviously. I imagine the conversation went something like this:
“Uhm Sir? There’s something I think you should know. There’s a giant penis on your rooftop.”
“A giant what?”
“Penis. Schlong. Willy. Johnson. Dick. Wingwong. Cock. Mancrank. Peck… ”
“Right! Yes, I get it.”
The Secret
I think most self help books are full of shit but this review makes me want to buy a copy of The Secret. Almost. Also, the comments? Comedy gold.
How’s 2009 treating you so far?
Arrgh! Hairball!
This is totally caption-worthy.

