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Behold the New iPad

Lis — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:52:40 +0000

Click here to view the embedded video.

WANT.

La La La La La

Masturbation a no-no in University of Michigan showers

Lis — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:14:40 +0000

Dude, just how much splooge is clogging up the pipes?

I’d show you mine if you’d show me yours

Lis — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:52:46 +0000

Here’s my 60-foot peen. Ok, not mine obviously. I imagine the conversation went something like this:

“Uhm Sir? There’s something I think you should know. There’s a giant penis on your rooftop.”
“A giant what?”
“Penis. Schlong. Willy. Johnson. Dick. Wingwong. Cock. Mancrank. Peck… ”
“Right! Yes, I get it.”

The Secret

Lis — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:47:12 +0000

I think most self help books are full of shit but this review makes me want to buy a copy of The Secret. Almost. Also, the comments? Comedy gold.

How’s 2009 treating you so far?

Arrgh! Hairball!

Lis — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 12:51:27 +0000

McCain coughing up a hairball.

This is totally caption-worthy.

Church Fight!

Lis — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:46:04 +0000

Funny Signs

Lis — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:11:47 +0000

I love funny signs as much as I love my kidneys. In case you’re wondering how much I love my kidneys, well, I love them a lot. More than my spleen anyway. Someone alerted me to these beauties below and I’m sharing them with you. Hopefully they’ll chase your Monday blues away. My Monday blues need no chasing because it’s almost Tuesday (in another hour)!

Also, I just got rickrolled by the freakin’ radio. lol wut.

Childcare for Dummies

Lis — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:29:34 +0000

Before I start on the post proper, I want to wish all of you who’re celebrating Chinese New Year a very happy and prosperous Chinese New Year. For those of you who aren’t, well, Chinese New Year is really just an excuse for all the Chinese to come together and stuff their faces silly instead of sitting alone at home sad and nekkid and stuffing their faces silly.

Also, I want to tell you all how much I love all of you. This is just in case I inadvertently gamble this blog away while inebriated during Chinese New Year.

Yeah yeah, I can hear you at the back there telling me to stop the jibber-jabbering and go on to the post proper. All right, but no soup for you!

I came across these childcare instructions for dummies via The Selfish Bastard and thought I’d share. There’re a lot of pictures so I’m putting the rest of this post behind a cut. You might want to get some tissues ready because they are that funny. Also, someone should send a copy of this to Britney Spears. She looks like she needs it.

I contemplated coming up with captions but there’re 27 pictures! I would be late for my reunion dinner. You’re free to come up with your very own funny captions in the comments. Enjoy!

How Smart Are You Today?

Lis — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:56:07 +0000

I’m sure many of you frequent forums and have come across posts ~~especially in the Entrecard forums~~ that just make you go WTF and your eyebrows shoot up to the back of your head, threatening to escape. Yup, I have those days too.

Enjoy your weekend!

(Note: I didn’t draw this. I found it on the intarweb a long time ago.)

Addicted to Apple?

Lis — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:17:00 +0000

This is made of awesome.

Taken from Ryland of a boy and his computer