Life
Yes, I’ve Got the Letter
I’ve officially reached thirty years of age. I know it’s difficult to tell from my childlike countenance but ’tis true. In Singapore, all of us are issued with a national registration identity card (or NRIC). When we reach thirty years of age, we’ll receive a very official-looking letter with official-looking complicated instructions such as “fold [...]
Valentine’s Day with Johnny Depp
Last year, the Office Creep tried to ask me out. He didn’t try this year, which is just as well, I’m rapidly running out of rejection lines. A girlfriend and I decided we’d spend the evening with Johnny singing to us.
I’ve been nursing a cold the past couple of days and thought I’d be well [...]
Happy 50th Anniversary, Lego
Thanks to Google, I’m sure many of you know by now that it’s Lego’s 50th anniversary. Lego’s seriously the greatest toy ever made. Sure, I’ve played with the usual Barbie dolls and stuff, but Lego remains my greatest love. It brings back fond memories of lazy afternoons spent building the next Playboy mansion while my [...]
Telemarketers is Love
I love telemarketers.
No, seriously, I do. Picture this. It’s a slow day at the office and you’re bored out of your freakin’ mind. You’ve just seen an episode of The Office last night and you’re dying to try one of Jim’s pranks. You eye the colleague sitting next to you, you know, the one with [...]
Stop the Bleeding
When I was a kid, I used to do sleepovers at my aunt’s. She has two kids – my boy cousin and my girl cousin. My cousins and I were quite close in age so we were pretty much each other’s play mates when we were little. The girl cousin (to protect her identity, we’ll [...]
