Movies
We are Kung Fu Men!
Over the weekend, I attended Jay Chou’s concert (which was awesome x 1000000000). Since I can probably see all the ??? over your heads (all 3.14 of you) at just who the hell this Jay Chou dude is, I won’t go into details of how awesome the concert was (awesomest x 10000000000). But you know, [...]
Scare you, scare me
It’s spooky time! It’s with quite a huge tinge of regret that I’ve to say I’ve never celebrated Halloween in all my 16 years on this sometimes-great-but-occasionally-full-of-stupid-idiots-but-I-kind-of-love-it-anyway earth. It’s also with another huge tinge of regret that I’ve to confess I’m no longer sweet 16. But whether I’m 16 or 60, I’ll always have room [...]
4 Things I Learnt From Hulk
This is not a movie review but man, Hulk was BORING. Super hot Eric Bana couldn’t save this shit if he tried. Troy was stupid and annoying but in an almost entertaining way and Apocalypto at least had lots of naked butts.
I don’t have supremely high standards when it comes to movies but [...]
Troy
The other day, I watched a movie that was so annoying that I was completely pissed off by the end of the first hour. The movie was Troy a.k.a. The One Where Everyone Had Long Luscious Curly Locks Worthy of a Clairol’s Herbal Essence Commercial, or The One Where The Men Wore Even Less Than [...]
10 Reasons to Watch Reign of Fire
Somebody at the local TV station is obviously a CHRISTIAN BALE! fan. How else would you explain 3 CHRISTIAN BALE! movies in less than a month? Not that I’m complaining, of course. If you’ve no idea who CHRISTIAN BALE! is, he’s that super hot dude in Batman Begins (aka The One with Katie Holmes’ Nipples [...]
