Rant
Spammy Socialmatic
Dear Socialmatic, I don’t care if you are Jeanette, Katharine or Amelia. STOP FUCKING SPAMMING ME. 4 emails in 10 days? Really. I will join your damn site when I want to but I will not be fucking pestered into doing so. Also, you’ve got your own swanky domain and everything so I assume you [...]
7 Deadly Blog Sins
I’m sure everyone’s just dying for a snot update. In order not to keep you in suspense any longer, I’m pleased to report that the fiercely raging rivers of snot spurting from my nose have since slowed to a gentle trickle or two and will probably dry up completely in a couple of days, provided [...]
Beautiful My Ass
Dear James Blunt fan girls, Here’s a newsflash for you. James Blunt is NOT a freakin’ musical genius. He’s just some stupid bloke with a shitty voice who writes shitty songs with shitty lyrics and shitty music. They are not “wistful”, “moving” or”inspiring”. They do not “tug at the heart strings” unless it’s the murderous [...]
Spam, it’s what’s for dinner
Dear spammers, If you’re going to pimp your site on my blog, at least have the decency to pretend to be interested in what I’ve posted and make a content appropriate comment instead of just HELO CUM VISIT MY SIGHT PLZ. This is not a fucking blog directory where you just dump your link here [...]
MyBlogLog’s New Messaging Feature
Of all the fancy schmancy features MyBlogLog has introduced, the new messaging feature allowing you to spam the hell out of your community has to be my least favourite. I certainly don’t want to start seeing “OMG I had a meat loaf for lunch!!eleventyone!!!” in my message box and then “OMG I think I’ll have [...]
