I don’t make resolutions because I know I’ll never keep them. In all honesty, I would’ve forgotten all about them 3 days later because besides having the attention span of a cockroach, I also have the memory of a goldfish. However, I think it’s time to break my tradition and come up with a few resolutions. So here are my resolutions for 2008.

I resolve to:

1) Draw more stick men.
2) Work the word “peripatetic” into conversations with unsuspecting colleagues.
3) Stop pretending I’m David Sedaris trapped in a skinny Asian chick’s body.
4) Watch more stupid crap movies so I can review them on my blog.
5) Avoid stupid people Nah, this one is impossible to keep.
6) Make funny faces at babies.
7) Make funny faces at strange men.
8) Buy a new handbag since the green one is so 2007.
9) Make some money online so I can move this damn blog to its own shiny domain.
10) Forget all of the above by tomorrow.

I thought I’ll also throw in some of my favourite/popular posts from last year. Hope they were as good for you as they were for me.

Apocalypto – Movie review where nekkid butts abound.
Troy – Another movie review. I probably enjoy doing them more than I’ll admit.
Harry Potter and the Deadly Dentist – What is more surprising is the number of people who did searches for “harry potter dentist stories”.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – THE letdown book of 2007.
Die, Stupid People, Die Redux – Sad to say, I’ve come across some of these specimens while browsing Entrecard blogs.
Bathroom Acrobatics – First (and possibly last) time I tried my hand at a web comic.
Ode to Pens – The first of more to come?