Presenting a sonnet written by Jessica!

Now I’m wondering if anyone will buy from me if I start selling stick men drawings on Entrecard? Heh.

Hello new people, this is your captain speaking. Thank you for getting suckered into the insanity that is my blog. Hope you have a pleasant journey and please come back again. Also, next time you come a-visiting, please bring cake. And booze.

Right. Now that the welcome is out of the way… For those not in the know, Entrecard is the intarweb’s version of a business card. It’s kinda cool because you can be a cheapskate save money on printing actual cards and save the trees at the same time. Now, Entrecard lets you hobnob with all these bloggers out there and you can leave your e-calling-card if they’re not home, then you can sit tight and hope they come a-calling too. Once you’ve built up a stash of ec (Entrecard currency), you can place blinged up advertisements on other Entrecarders’ blogs and really pimp yourself. Read Jason’s post for a more detailed review.

So after I signed up, I had to really whore myself to afford Jason’s sky high advertising fees. Man, do I feel like the village bicycle. Well, eventually I got there but in the process, I discovered lots of outrageously funny blogs out there so I’d say the whoring was totally worth it.

Some Entrecarders have complained that they’re getting lots of drop-and-runs instead of quality traffic. Me? I just lure them here and then let the nekkid pictures of my voluptous stick figure do the job. Some of them decide to stick around after that so they must really like my nekkid pictures…

So go sign up now and remember to drop your card with me. I promise to call. Really.

Entrecard Meme
I’m really not a big fan of tag memes that’re really just a collection of links with a shit load of instructions you’ve to read through and at the end of it, you’re supposed to spin in your chair 69 times, touch your toes with your tongue, and forward the meme within 24 hours or you’ll end up with syphilis. Or was that the Chain Letter? Anyhow, I am appreciative when other bloggers tag me. It means they really like me (or hate me, depending on how you look at it) and I’m in their thoughts… possibly nekkid. So anyhow, do check out these lovely people who’ve tagged me.

• Evilwoobie at Drop Yours! (Entrecard Meme)
• The Enforcer at The Meme Tag at Entrecard
• Sweet Mummy at 1st Ever Entrecard Meme

Edit: Now if MyBlogLog doesn’t come up with an option to disable this spamity spam, I’m going to have to force someone on the team to visit a website with blinding, flashing, seizure-inducing colours, obnoxious page transitions and embedded audio that plays My Heart Will Go On. The remixed techno version. On loop.

Edit strikes back: Think I’m the only one grumbling about this spanking new feature? Check out Avi’s post “MyBlogLog Mass Messaging – Swallow Spam or Die“. He also included links to other bloggers who’re also gnashing their teeth over this feature brought to you by popular demand. Really, all these people demanding this feature, do they have mailboxes that look like this “xksodfikas@gmail.com” and send polite emails to decent folks asking them if they want their “johnsons enlarged”?

So, moral of the story? If you want to be hot, go for a hike.

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