Church Fight!
The Sarah Palin Conspiracy
I’m sure by now many of you have noticed the remarkable resemblance between Sarah Palin and Liz Lemon. What many have failed to realise is that this is actually one big conspiracy conjured up by the one and only Jack Donaghy.
Don’t get it?
Well, this will only make sense if you’ve seen the last episode from 30 Rock season 2. If you haven’t and suffer from severe Spoileraphobia, consider this your warning: DO NOT CONTINUE SCROLLING AND CLICK HERE INSTEAD.
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In the last episode, in an attempt to get himself fired from his government job, Jack resurrected the Gay Bomb project i.e. work on a bomb that will inflict the enemy troops with Teh Gayz so they’ll be busy having Teh Gay Secks. The bomb worked but only in enclosed spaces.
Now we don’t know if Jack will get fired and if he’ll get his old job back so he needs a backup plan. A really cunning plan. A plan so cunning even Baldrick wouldn’t have thought of it. This is where good ol’ dependable Liz Lemon comes in.
The truth is, there’s no Sarah Palin, it’s 100% The Lemon. She’s been leading a double life in New York and Alaska (see photographic evidence above).
What’s so brilliant about this plan is that if McCain decides to pine for the fjords, Lemon will take over as the P and as we all know, Donaghy is pulling all her strings anyway. This means he’ll end up running the most powerful country in the world!
Jack Donaghy for president!
(Disclaimer: I’m not an American. I don’t even play one on TV. This is just a bit of silliness but remember, if Jack Donaghy really does become the P, you read it here first.)
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Made. Of. Epic. Win.
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Spammy Socialmatic
Dear Socialmatic,
I don’t care if you are Jeanette, Katharine or Amelia. STOP FUCKING SPAMMING ME. 4 emails in 10 days? Really. I will join your damn site when I want to but I will not be fucking pestered into doing so.
Also, you’ve got your own swanky domain and everything so I assume you at least want to appear somewhat professional, right? Well, here’s a fucking clue: don’t spam people from fucking free Gmail accounts. Jesus, don’t they teach that stuff in Online Spamming Marketing 101?
Fucking Annoyed,
Lis
ETA: Those of you who’re going to check out the spam machine anyway, read the damn TOS before you submit anything. Interesting discussion about them on Blog Catalog.
Yes, I’ve Got the Letter
I’ve officially reached thirty years of age. I know it’s difficult to tell from my childlike countenance but ’tis true. In Singapore, all of us are issued with a national registration identity card (or NRIC). When we reach thirty years of age, we’ll receive a very official-looking letter with official-looking complicated instructions such as “fold and tear along the perforated line”. Basically, this letter tells us to haul our arses somewhere and have our NRIC replaced (presumably because we look very different at age thirty compared to age fifteen when the NRIC is first issued). So among me mates, instead of going “OMG I’m effing THIRTY!”, we’ve taken to saying “OMG I’ve got the effing LETTER!”.
And yes, I’ve received the effing letter.
I’ll also like to thank you nice folks out there for the lovely birthday greetings. To fellow stick chick Laura for the cute birthday toy and Wolf for the handsome but very spiky drawing of himself, I LOVE THEM! To Deb, Ben, Greg, Kelly, and Francis, thank you for the haikus! Last but not least, to feefifoto, Claire, Nick, Mel, Kellypea, Zhu, Rouvanne, Sudiegirl and Shanti, thanks for the awesome birthday wishes!
I love you all. That is all.
