Happy Papa’s Day!

Durex Happy Father's Day



Masturbation a no-no in University of Michigan showers

University of Michigan Masturbation

Dude, just how much splooge is clogging up the pipes?



More Sheepishness

The sheep terrorised us with the creepy sheep chair, but they’ve more than redeemed themselves with this awesomesauce LED art display.

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I’d show you mine if you’d show me yours

Here’s my 60-foot peen. Ok, not mine obviously. I imagine the conversation went something like this:

“Uhm Sir? There’s something I think you should know. There’s a giant penis on your rooftop.”
“A giant what?”
“Penis. Schlong. Willy. Johnson. Dick. Wingwong. Cock. Mancrank. Peck… ”
“Right! Yes, I get it.”



The Secret

I think most self help books are full of shit but this review makes me want to buy a copy of The Secret. Almost. Also, the comments? Comedy gold.

How’s 2009 treating you so far?