Behold the New iPad
WANT.
Happy Papa’s Day!

Masturbation a no-no in University of Michigan showers

Dude, just how much splooge is clogging up the pipes?
More Sheepishness
The sheep terrorised us with the creepy sheep chair, but they’ve more than redeemed themselves with this awesomesauce LED art display.
I’d show you mine if you’d show me yours
Here’s my 60-foot peen. Ok, not mine obviously. I imagine the conversation went something like this:
“Uhm Sir? There’s something I think you should know. There’s a giant penis on your rooftop.”
“A giant what?”
“Penis. Schlong. Willy. Johnson. Dick. Wingwong. Cock. Mancrank. Peck… ”
“Right! Yes, I get it.”

